Happy St Patty's Day!!!!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Some guy was giving me attitude that I wasn't wearing enough green for the parade. I had a black Tossers shirt on with red lettering and a Beer Quiver that I stuck some shamrocks on. I explained to him I celebrate the fact that I'm Irish a whole 6 months before and 6 months after St. Patricks day. He was like excuses excuses.

I was walking away when I remembered(I'd been drinking) that I have 4 shamrock tattoos, 2 on each shoulder. I threw my sleeves up and he then felt stupid.....in front of his girlfriend which made me really happy.

[Zhukov]

Fucking British bastard, black shirts are for huns. Get out of my country.