Idea: State that while you know of no "Calvin Rose" you do know of an impersonator going by that alias named Swami Nkume Farouk - include a photo of Robert Mugabe - and state he is wanted for extortion and/or murder in several countries. With any luck he'll try to shoot the bastard. Win-win.
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