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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 07:28 PM       
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That sounds straight out of the Weekly World News. I like it!
People insisted that it was real. Apparently they had a footprint and a few hairs from him, so who knows?

And what about Bunnyman? He's just weird: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunnyman

Or Ogopogo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogopogo
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 09:10 PM       
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And what about Bunnyman? He's just weird: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunnyman
"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 09:19 PM       
Kind of makes you wonder where he bought the thing at.

On the other hand, maybe it's a good thing it's such a ridiculous idea. Otherwise there'd probably be a lot of copycats (or copybunnies).
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 02:32 AM       
Agreed.

And for another retarded monster from mythology, I give you Vampire Pumpkins and/or Watermelons! Who's reminded of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" by this?
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 02:34 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 02:22 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 03:30 PM       
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And what about Bunnyman?
He is in Germany.

http://www.wimp.com/easterman/
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 06:06 PM       
Hmm. He must be on holiday.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 03:02 PM       
An interesting fact, angels can actually be considered on the list of strange mythological monsters. There are the Thrones, which are basically giant glowing wheels covered in eyes, the Seraphim which are basically angels with six wings that just happen to be literally ON FIRE, and the Cherubim which nothing like the cutesey little baby-things one associates with the name but instead have 4 faces (That of a man, ox eagle and lion) and the feet of a calf, allong with 4 wings.

Yeah, angels are weird.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 10:39 PM       
What about the succubus and incubus?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubi
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:23 AM       
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That article said that the incubus had an unnaturally cold penis.

That would certainly explain a few traits about my ex...
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