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whataloadofhorseshit · #1

I'm sorry to be a prick Max, but let's be honest here. That piece of prose has got to be the whiniest conglomoration of incoherent bullshit I've ever had the displeasure to poison my eyes with. What exactly was going through your head at that time? "I'm a complete failure and I'll spill it out on the net so that everyone else will know all the things I never succeeded in doing? Again I'm sorry to be this way..well maybe I'm not I hope that regrets article was a joke otherwise I would strongly recomend some professional therapy, you've got some baggage.

yours truly

whataloadofhorseshit

Jixby Phillips · #2

What a load of horse shit!

glowbelly · #3

max is so serious

all the time

Kurodo · #4

Anything else you'd like to share?

Miss Modular · #5

I think this is my fault

Captain Robo · #6

I'm scared

Esuohlim · #7

The funny thing is that you probably only registered to post this and you'll never post again.

You should have picked a user name like "In Response to Max's Visionary Darkess Article". Then it would have been even funnier if you really did start posting.

LOL I DIDN'T EVEN READ YOUR COMPLAINT

Sethomas · #8

So then how do you know it's a complaint?

Cap'n Crunch · #9

Whataloadofhorseshit, I don't see you writing anything. :/ And you know it will be funny, look at his name! pfft.

Miss Modular · #10

Maybe we should PM the guy?

mburbank · #11

I am of course pleased with any feedback. I'd suggest, gentle reader, that you concider the name of the site I'm writting for, I-mockery. Not I-serious, not even I-literary-magazine-the-often-publishes-humor-but every-now-and-then-publishes-a-serious-piece.

Or, you could read annything else I've written to and see what the tine seems like.

Or anything by anyone else on the site to see what the site is like.

Or the piece itself. I think you'll find several clues in there that the piece is a comment on 'whiny conglomerations' and that those clues are the parts you find 'incoherent' because they run contrary to what you dedicded the piece was about.

I was never under the impression that every reader would like my work. It is difficult, though, to take very seriously criticism that begins "I'm sorry yo be a prick."

whataloadofhorseshit · #12

I did register only to post that......HAHAHAHA!!!!.....ok, it's really not that funny....

mburbank · #13

Hi, Evil Blood.

whataloadofhorseshit · #14

whataloadofhorseshit · #15

Dearest Max,

It is difficult, though, to take very seriously a rebuttal that suggests that, I, the gentle reader "concider" the name of the site. In fairness I reread the article, and considered the name of the site as you suggested Max. I also read some other articles, yours, and others. I must say, your wit what not up to par the day the regrets came running. The others are not nearly as whiny. :)

Sincerely,

whataloadofhorseshit

Anonymous · #16

I didn't think it was on par with max's other articles, but I do recognize that it's humor. Satire. On a satire site.

Funny, that.

The Pharoah · #17

Very true...this is a satire site..and i believe that this piece was possibly attemting to generate some form of humorous responce...however i do not recall anyone arguing with that...mr whataloadofhorseshit was simply pointing out the fact that the piece consisted of nothing more than a load of whiny incoherent crap. I read the piece twice and i still have no idea what he was whining about. Granted i just learned how to read an hour ago but come on i say we just drop the whoe argument and bake some cookies.

mburbank · #18

"i believe that this piece was possibly attemting to generate some form of humorous responce...however i do not recall anyone arguing with that"
-Pharoah

"I hope that regrets article was a joke otherwise I would strongly recomend some professional therapy,"
-Evil Blood

"Humor is subjective"
-Me