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Jonathan Clement · #1

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

Misdemonar · #2

BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG DICK AND GIRLS LOVE THAT KINDA SHIT

Jonathan Clement · #3

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar

BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG DICK AND GIRLS LOVE THAT KINDA SHIT

I'm starting to wonder if Hitler wasn't really on to something...

Dixie · #4

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

because, piggie, i am a girl and bisexuals are still in style.

Zhukov · #5

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

Well, I can't speak for everyone, but I think a good sense of humour plays a huge part. You don't have a good sense of humour, by the way.

Also, being intelligent and not embarassing yourself with everything that comes out your mouth/gets typed into a post helps greatly.

Plus you are as ugly as rot.

Oh, and people on here are only arseholes to morons, which is generally seen as ok to do.

Chojin · #6

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

Sure thing, slugger.

Every epiphany you broadcast on Youtube is shit everyone already thought about while they were still in elementary school. It isn't new, it isn't insightful, and it feeds into the socially-retarded shell you've built around yourself to conceal the more volatile but equally socially-retarded you inside it.

You are like a Cadbury creme egg of stupid.

I recommend you pretend to be someone else for a while.
Maybe play up that whole Cadbury angle. Chicks love creme eggs.

LordSappington · #7

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

I don't think fat, racist anime nerds are in high demand right now, boy-o.

Jonathan Clement · #8

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Originally Posted by Chojin

You clearly can't handle the responsibility.

Be more specific!

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Originally Posted by LordSappington

I don't think fat, racist anime nerds are in high demand right now, boy-o.

Oh, that "racism" bullshit! Islam isn't a race! It's a RELIGION! Stop being so bloody self-righteous thinking that we should limit free speech and let Islam get away without being criticized!

LordSappington · #9

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

Be more specific!

Oh, that "racism" bullshit! Islam isn't a race! It's a RELIGION! Stop being so bloody self-righteous thinking that we should limit free speech and let Islam get away without being criticized!

So, calling people sand-n*****s isn't racist now? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING, HONKEY