The Poor, Poor Pitiful Poor

[Zhukov]

I did well at school.
I didn't get pregnant.
I don't drink do drugs or have a social life.
I can't afford to go to University (College?)
I work 15 hour shifts for $AU10 an hour, and I am exhausted (You can empathise can't you Vince?).

I still can't afford to buy new shoes.

Man I'm a lazy fuck. :/