Revenge ideas

[Sam]

WHATEVER FINLAND, IT'S MUCH BRAVER TO STICK YOUR DONG IN SOMEONE'S MAILSLOT AND LETTING YOUR GOLDEN STREAM LOOSE THEN FREEZING YOUR LIQUIDS AND MAILSLOTTING IT UNDER THE COVER OF NIGHT AND PUSSINESS.

PLUS WITH YOUR WAY YOU HAVE TO HANDLE YOUR OWN PISS SO WHO IS REALLY WINNING?

[RaNkeri]

Originally Posted by Sam

PLUS WITH YOUR WAY YOU HAVE TO HANDLE YOUR OWN PISS SO WHO IS REALLY WINNING?

Originally Posted by Sam

HERE IS A HINT: NOT THE FINLAND FUCK WITH PISSY FREEZER BURNT HANDS

THERE'S A THING CALLED "GLOVES", SAM

[elx]

Originally Posted by LordSappington

A few days ago, some friends and I were at the neighborhood pool, horsing around, and some kid smashed my phone to hell. The only thing I could even salvage that would work was the micro SD card, with all my music and stuff on it.
I finally found out who did it when I hid in the bushes outside the pool and listened in on them.
So, what're some good revenge ideas? I was thinking of more messing with their mind. If I could get an old plague doctor outfit, I could stare at his window in the middle of the culdesac (I have no idea how to spell that), and leave cards, like business cards, outside his house that plainly say 'Witness.' on them. Then maybe escalate it; stand closer to his house each night, put more and more cards on his house, maybe even get a few IN his house.

Any ideas?

steal their mail, open a credit card in the culprits name, order a shitload of pizza on-line and make it inedible with anchovies and whatnot so he doesn't get to enjoy any of it.

if done properly you'll ruin his credit and his appetite and maybe even his face if the delivery dude decides to curbstomp him since you wont.

p.s hiding in bushes at a community pool spying on small children doesn't sound like a great idea.