Anyway. MY STARTLING CONFESSION IS THAT I WAS LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING. ALTHOUGH I HAD A PROBLEM WITH MY NEIGHBOR, USING MY OWN INGENIUM I SOLVED IT BEFORE EVER TURNING TO THE INTERNET.
The update is that THAT BITCH IS GETTIN KICKED OOOOOOUUUUTTTAAAAA HERE. I was going to update but I decided not to because it would take too long to explain; and it really isn't worth reading unless you enjoy feeling outraged.
although there are a few hilarious factors, like when she said, "I PAY RENT HERE" what she meant was that the land lords gave her pity and allowed her to pay rent in WEED PULLING

and IOUs ;/ She wasn't a tenet, she was a gardner without a home!
also she totally has a cheap prostitute look. Oh yea and she wouldn't just park in our parking space, she would park sideways in the driveway so that only her car could fit there.