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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 11:36 PM       
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I was thinking that it was very much like one of those "let's see what I can get people to do" experiments.

"Hm, I wonder if I could.....I know! I'll get people to drink water from Chernobyl and then send me money! Oh my God, they're actually doing it!"
I personally think an advert in the Examiner (a supermarket tabloid).

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JESUS IS HERE
Tired of money-mad ministers physicians? Free, drugless urine cures all ills, increases energy and intelligence, and is prescribed in the Bible...Due to its immuno-genetic qualities, urine is the only antidote for nuclear radiation... If you are not fully convinced that the course heralds the Second Coming of Christ, return it in perfect condition for a full refund...
Apparently the course cost seventy-five dollars. I guess if a person pays that much for Jesus urine, it can't take too much to raise their intelligence. Anything's higher than zero I mean...
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