What are you doing with your body after you die?

[Hangie]

I'm assuming I'm going to die of old age or a heart attack so my body would be intact. I would be staked to a wall upside down. I would be spread like a starfish with my hands, feet, and skull staked. I would become an inverted pentagram and one of my close friends would come down to the basement wall in which I am staked to. He would use an antler to slice open my torso, allowing the demons inside to crawl out and wreak havoc upon the town.