Bears eat lots of ruffage so you can make lots of neat stuff out of their poo because it wouldn't fall apart ... maybe even a car. It wouldn't run or anything but you could still sit in it acting all cool like you're the bearshit. The End.
Cybernetico, I don't know what kind of sick world you're from, but that definetely sounds like a good thing to me.
__________________ Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
- Outerspacekid