WARNING: Sand is dangerous!

[Pipes McGee]

Guys, guys.. it's only harmful if swallowed, from what I reckon. So long as you don't actually ingest the sand, I don't think you'll have problems with the maybe stomach aches and the possibility of the burning anal geysers.

[Zhukov]

When you spit sand, Pipes, you have to put it in your mouth, there is a very real risk of swallowing it if you put it in your mouth. Keep your comments to yourself if you aren't going to be helpful.