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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 11:05 AM       
Today, you're drunk. You might be asking yourself, "What do I do now?" You have a myriad of options available to you, sir!

-Playing Games With Friends-

You can play a favorite video game with your friends, or even better, a tabletop game! What better thing is there to do aside from get drunk and argue about unclear and petty rules?

Examples: Super Mario Bros. 3, Talisman, Risk, and Drunken Tomb of Horrors (The D&D Drinking Game!)

-Smoke-
It is a well-known fact that the more drunk you are, the more vulnerable you are to other terrible addictions. Smoking while drunk is no exception, and even the worst-tasting smoke becomes delicious while inebriated.

Examples: Cigars, Cigarettes, Cannabis, Crack, Ganja, Blacn & Milds, Reefer, Meth, Marijuana, and did I mention Weed?

-Call An Ex-
Have some regrets you need to share? Sorry you accidentally ran over the cat? Depressed that she never really wanted you? Call your ex! Nothing bad will ever happen and the alcohol coursing through your veins will allow you to be more open with your past lover and more easily rebuild the bond that you once shared. It's not limited to relationships either; you can call an ex-anyone!

Examples: Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Swinger Group, Dominatrix, Slave Owner, Employer

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