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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 10:21 PM       
i feel immediately guilty the moment after i cum

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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 03:43 PM       
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
What's worse is that they grow into little money-pits.
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 05:15 PM       
So the answer is it is acceptable to masturbate as much as you can so that your sperm count is at it's lowest.
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 05:38 PM       
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So the answer is it is acceptable to masturbate as much as you can so that your sperm count is at it's lowest.
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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 11:11 PM       
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Then, to account for inflation they metamorphisize into being bottomless money pits.
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Old Jul 30th, 2009, 03:37 AM       
"Every sperm is sacred.
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Old Jul 30th, 2009, 10:04 AM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2009, 10:45 AM       
"Life of Brian" was better.
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Old Jul 30th, 2009, 11:28 AM       
The Colonel is correct!



Death was the only good part on that one.
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 12:09 PM       
why would you feel guilty when you masturbate, you must think about some fucked up shit when you do it, i mean jesus christ
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 01:11 PM       
I'd say at least once is okay, so is about 2 or maybe 3 times.
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 03:06 PM       
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why would you feel guilty when you masturbate, you must think about some fucked up shit when you do it, i mean jesus christ
its cause they start thinking about jesus once the cookie crumbles if you get my drift
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 03:08 PM       
About Jesus watching their dirty act or something?
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 03:21 PM       
That, and about failing Jesus/the cultural value system.
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 03:45 PM       
That is a private moment. What a perv.


Nevermind. That was a bad joke. Sorry.
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 04:12 PM       
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i feel immediately guilty the moment after i cum
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_...of_ejaculation

I've been doing this for a few years.
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 04:35 PM       
I dont think I even want to click that.
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 04:36 PM       
lol ojas

supposedly if you do that too much it can create clogs so be carefuls :O

its where you orgasm but keep yourself from cuming, based on the idea that your semen is like your life energy or something. It's basically a way to trick jesus

he probably does it to prevent pregnancy but unbeknownst it to him when you suck up your semen with your penis like a straw and its inside a vagina there's a chance that you'll suck up an egg and your penis will become impregnated.
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 05:57 PM       
Oh noes.

I'm usually just bored and I'm addicted. My record is 39 days while doing that. Then my ex ruined my streak. At the end she was laying down on her back and somehow it went THROUGH her and ended up on her back.
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 06:00 PM       
so what you're saying is that your semen phased through her body and ended up on "her" back? i guess its true what they say about ojas :O
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 06:52 PM       
or he just blew a hole clean through her.
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 10:07 PM       
Phantom Sperms!
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i always thought 10k looked like some kind of murderous, penis wielding maniac
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