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Colonel Flagg · #**13701**

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Originally Posted by Aaarg

Oh lord, you look like one of my old store managers.

Sucks to be him, then.

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Originally Posted by Aaarg

Nobody was hurt, right?

Nope, seat belts were worn by all occupants, so the only casualty was the deer.

Thanks for asking.

Esuohlim · #**13702**

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

BEN LINUS FROM "LOST"

SORT OF

Colonel Flagg · #**13703**

Actually he looks more like a friend of mine from my college days. In my opinion, of course.

Fathom Zero · #**13704**

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Originally Posted by Dixie

Why is that?

BECAUSE SAM LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**13705**

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

OK. The photos were a big help, as they show the deer hair in the crunched up right front quarterpanel. We carry a $500 deductible on comprehensive, so it could have been much worse.

I'm just glad the car wasn't totaled. It's pretty old, and has quite a few miles, but it's a Honda, and they last forever.

Glad to hear.

Honda's do last forever.

Fathom Zero · #**13706**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Hilux

these last forever

Kitsa · #**13707**

Ok. I'm gonna try this one last time.

This is back when my favorite shirt fit. My eyes are weird because the sun's in my face.

Aimless · #**13708**

Nice picture, is your hair really that color or is it the sun? I love it.

The same thing happened to my three stooges t-shirt, that's why I cut it...now I only wear it around the house. *sob*

Kitsa · #**13709**

I'm one of a couple of Soulless Gingers here on imockery. My hair is more or less orange and then that color in the sun. Except one time I tried to dye it brown myself and it turned purple. But that's a long story.

I also found out that when you try to dye invisible eyebrows brown, it turns the skin under your eyebrows purple and that just looks stupid.

Aimless · #**13710**

Mine are white so I either use eyeshadow or an eyeliner pencil, just lightly. I don't want to look like I painted them on.

I tried to do mine black once and I got this really haggy purple color. Now I just look like a skunk because the blonde is coming back in, I just can't decide what color I want now.

Kitsa · #**13711**

Yeah, I think light-colored hair like blonde or red is more or less clear and that's why the dark stuff doesn't take quite right.

I just came to terms with having invisible eyebrows.

Aimless · #**13712**

I think they suit your hair color, you don't want to have your eyebrows popping out at you.

Kitsa · #**13713**

Might as well have everything match. I don't bother covering the freckles either.

There was a lady where I used to work who dyed her hair this weird maroon color and constantly referred to herself as a redhead. Then she tried to lump me in with it, as in, "We redheads have to stick together." I kept my distance from her.

Anyway.

Aimless · #**13714**

She sounds like the kind of lady that would hug you awkwardly while saying that.

Colonel Flagg · #**13715**

A girl at work with black hair tried to dye her hair red. It's now a color not found in nature.

dirtyxblondexdame · #**13716**

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Originally Posted by Kitsa

Yeah, I think light-colored hair like blonde or red is more or less clear and that's why the dark stuff doesn't take quite right.

defenitley true -- im a natural blonde and when I had dark hair (black, brown, dark red, etc) i always had to dye at least twice to get the correct depth. especially with red -- i had to dye it brown first to get the red to stay.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**13717**

Red is hard to do. I've had mine turn out everywhere between orange and purple.

dirtyxblondexdame · #**13718**

wow purple? i had that happen once and i said "fuck it" and just left it :P

but i say yaay for you not hiding your freckles :D i have TONS of them, and i gave up trying to hide them years ago.

Tadao · #**13719**

I've been a mess lately.

Dixie · #**13720**

Chojin · #**13721**

SET A COURSE, MISTER ORTON

Zhukov · #**13722**

I keep forgetting Kitsa is a Ranga'. I imagine she looks like her avatar until she posts a picture, then I forget what she looks like after a few minuets once more.

Kitsa · #**13723**

It's for the best.

Zhukov · #**13724**

And while we're on the subject, the first time I noticed your avatar changed from smiling-and-facing-the-other-way, to grinning-and-facing-ME, I did a massive double take.