I for one

[The_voice_of_reason]

the worst urinals are at my local movie theater. I went in there after holding my bladder for the last half of Matrix Reloded, I walk up to the urinal and start my business and then some other guy comes in. He steps up to the urinal beside me (because there are only two) and his arm is touching me. the urinals are so close together that you can't stand at one without touching the person at the other.