'You're like a brother to me'

[Dimnos]

Your so cute!

I have a bad hip.

I dont like body hair.

I like a man with lots of body hair.

You have a strange smell.

You dont have good teeth.

I have the herps.

I hear you have the herps.

I once helped take care of a guy with down syndrome that looked a lot like you and that would just be weird.