Not exactly a "romantic" relationship question,more a people-in-your-life question...

[Colonel Flagg]

One of the reasons I avoid facebook. Like it was plutonium.

Seriously, she sounded like the kind of kid who, if she had been in high school during the late 90's early 00's, might have gone out and bought guns and ammo and pulled a Columbine.

Over a G-D dog cartoon.