conspiracy theories you believe

[Tadao]

[DougClayton4231]

The whole 9/11 thing is complete and utter bullshit. A lot of innocent people died so that our country could find a stupid reason to go to war.

Also, I won't believe for a second that we made it to the moon. If we did, why the fuck aren't there more things going on on the lunar surface? I haven't heard of a single mission to the moon since 1975. What the fuck is wrong with it? I call bullshit.

[executioneer]

going to the moon is expensive, dude

[DougClayton4231]

We've wasted billions on a war in the middle east and billions more keeping rich people rich, I think we can afford to go to the fucking moon once in 35 fucking years!

Also, as a scientist (in training), I can declare that science is only science until it is proved to be bullshit by better scientists. "Conspiracy theories" actually hold just as much ground as a scientific hypothesis. If people saw some of the crazy shit that scientists come up with on a daily basis they wouldn't be so sceptical of conspiracies.

Originally Posted by Chojin

99% of computer viruses are developed by anti-virus companies.

I'm sure that this is mostly true, just like how companies delibrately engineer products to either fall apart or explode once out of warranty (see microsoft).

[The Leader]

Originally Posted by DougClayton4231

We've wasted billions on a war in the middle east and billions more keeping rich people rich, I think we can afford to go to the fucking moon once in 35 fucking years!

Also, as a scientist (in training), I can declare that science is only science until it is proved to be bullshit by better scientists. "Conspiracy theories" actually hold just as much ground as a scientific hypothesis. If people saw some of the crazy shit that scientists come up with on a daily basis they wouldn't be so sceptical of conspiracies.

Yeah, but why would we go to the moon when we could be working on stuff that has a more immediate impact on people's lives? Politicians aren't scientists. They're a little too busy dealing with the needs of their country and foreign relations to be getting all excited about finding helium 3 in lunar soil.

Also you don't fully understand what a scientific hypothesis is.

[DougClayton4231]

Originally Posted by The Leader

Yeah, but why would we go to the moon when we could be working on stuff that has a more immediate impact on people's lives? Politicians aren't scientists. They're a little too busy dealing with the needs of their country and foreign relations to be getting all excited about finding helium 3 in lunar soil.

Also you don't fully understand what a scientific hypothesis is.

A scientific hypothesis is an educated question with a verifiable/disprovable outcome.

I could actually give a fuck less if they went to the moon or not, I'm simply being an ass lol. My point is that it doesn't really make any sense that they went to the moon back when technology was extremely primative only to abandon going to the moon once technology drastically advanced. Also, politicians waste taxpayer money on bullshit all the time, even more so recently.

[The Leader]

We went to the moon then because the fuckin' red commie sons o' bitches ruskies was trying to get there!

[DougClayton4231]

What ever happened to the cold war? I actually preferred it to the lukewarm one that we have now.

[Wiffles]

Basicaly the Ruskies ran out of money and became capitalist which is working quite well for them now ^.^

[The Leader]

Actually it's working like shit. It's hard for a country to just turn around and change its government and economic systems like that. Many people say that it was better when it was the USSR.

To live there, that is.

[Tadao]

It's hard to choose from a dictator or the mafia.

[Dimnos]

Doug I really hope your kdding about that moon thing. If not your a fucking tool.

[kahljorn]

Everybody knows that we won the cold war because we didnt go to the moon and the russians lost because they spent all that money on trying to get there while we just made cheap videos pretending like we had. The russians spent a tleast twice as much on trying to get to the moon as we spent on making that video

stupid russians.

[Dimnos]

There is a thread for that kind of talk Mr.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69702665

[kahljorn]

lol well its really the americans who look so silly for producing such an expensive movie anyway
so maybe that thread's not appropriate

[kahljorn]

What is the ancient astronauts theory exactly?

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

What is the ancient astronauts theory exactly?

The theory that aliens came down from the sky and taught people what they needed to make civilization. Postulating that the pyramids were built by aliens and/or with alien technology and so forth.

[Tadao]

Can't you just cut out the middle man and prove that their wasn't ancient astronauts?

[kahljorn]

You can't argue against conspiracy theories

its basically the same as arguing against religious persons

[kahljorn]

Oh okay wasn't sure if it was that or something else...

So like how did the dogons know all those damndable details about the sirius solar system if interstellar dolphins didn't teach them how?

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

Oh okay wasn't sure if it was that or something else...

So like how did the dogons know all those damndable details about the sirius solar system if interstellar dolphins didn't teach them how?

I'm not terribly familiar with the Dogon star controversy, but wiki has an extensively cited section about it in their article, which details a lot of the criticism:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogon_p...gon_and_Sirius

[Tadao]

So there is no such thing as alien life forms?

[Tadao]

Oh wait, I see! Aliens didn't exist in the before time!

[Wiffles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOgyHcPnI70 <-- I think this debunks the theory that aliens did help make the pyramids

This guy can move 19 ton blocks by himself without the use of machinery or pulleys. Just using wooden planks. If he can do it, Im sure a bunch of Egyptians can do it. n_n

[Dr. Boogie]

Originally Posted by Wiffles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOgyHcPnI70 <-- I think this debunks the theory that aliens did help make the pyramids

This guy can move 19 ton blocks by himself without the use of machinery or pulleys. Just using wooden planks. If he can do it, Im sure a bunch of Egyptians can do it. n_n

Uh, hello? The aliens used their nanoconstructors to create hundreds of different pyramids around the world. I think they can handle making a Youtube video of one of their supersoldiers rolling concrete blocks.

They left little hints in the video, like naming their guy "Wally Wallington". I'll bet he married "Wilma Wilmington". And the reason the audio is so terrible is because of packet loss resulting from the video being uploaded through the Van Allen radiation belt.

And don't forget this: "His passion is moving heavy items." Classic supersoldier passion.