Halloween will always draw me back

[Wiffles]

I always make it a point to IMPALE the heads of my enemies on our wrought-iron gate every halloween. Luckly I have no enemies ^.^

[Zhukov]

We don't celebrate Halloween here, but for the first time in my life I would like to actually dress up and do something. I figure it's about time I start clinging to my youth as desperately as I can.

I'm open to suggestions about how you are supposed to celebrate Halloween. Bear in mind that I wont be getting kids knocking on my door asking for lollies, and nobody else will be actively doing anything to participate either.