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Originally Posted by Kitsa
You were probably dreaming about dicks everywhere.
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Originally Posted by Kitsa
When I was in high school we had this asshole homeroom teacher who left this kid asleep at his desk when the bell rang. I was in the next class too, so I witnessed the poor kid drooling, snoring and farting in his sleep for a good 15 minutes before he woke up and realized he wasn't where he was supposed to be.
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I was taking a summer history class in high school with a bunch of dumb-f**ks and we were watching some boring movie about China. When the lights came back on, the teacher said we should all be very quiet, as it was obvious that Tom had a rough night. He was sitting in the back of the room, sawing wood, head back, mouth open, you know the drill. At the end of class, we all left the room quietly and went home, leaving him there in the classroom.
Moral: Never fall asleep in class.
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Originally Posted by LordSappington
[...]I woke up in the middle of the night, in a full adrenaline fight-or-flight panic, not knowing why. I ended up grabbing my crowbar, slamming my door open, and running out into the street before I got myself calmed down enough to figure out what the hell was going on.
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What the eff are you doing with a crowbar near your bed? Seriously, dude, you need some Xanax. Now.
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