Costume Ideas

[Shrubfest]

I did rave zombie last year. It was COLD. Stupid tutu.

[mburbank]

Go naked with a cup of yogurt covering your wiener. Tell people you are 'fucking dis custard.'

[Dr. V]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Go naked with a cup of yogurt covering your wiener. Tell people you are 'fucking dis custard.'

Winner

[Sparkles the Fairy]

I may go as a human this year, but I'm not sure what to wear. I have a little scrap of denim I might be able to make into jeans. I've already sewn a flower petal into a trucker's hat.

[Misdemonar]

MAYBE YOU CAN GO AS COLLAPSED FACE

BECAUSE IM GOING TO COLLAPSE IN YOUR FACE WITH MY FIST

[Sparkles the Fairy]

Originally Posted by Misdemonar

MAYBE YOU CAN GO AS COLLAPSED FACE

BECAUSE IM GOING TO COLLAPSE IN YOUR FACE WITH MY FIST

You'll have to catch me first, mortal.

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Go naked with a cup of yogurt covering your wiener. Tell people you are 'fucking dis custard.'

Max, you disappear for like 6 months, then show up and instantly have me ROFL. Why is this?

[mburbank]

MALFUNCTION

[mburbank]

its my way. You can also go with a potato on your johnson and say you are a dictator.

These are both public domain jokes by the way

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by mburbank

You can also go with a potato on your johnson and say you are a dictator.

Either way, you'll probably spend most of Halloween night in the slammer.