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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 05:14 AM       
Dude needs some Xanax.
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 09:42 AM       
Last night, I dreamt that I was in the chorus of my high school production of Hello Dolly!, despite the fact that I had graduated from high school one year ago. I still auditioned and everything (it wasn't like I snuck in). We were giving the actual performance, but for some reason I suddenly forgot the entire dance routine which caused me to try to improv my moves which made me stand out horribly. I kept thinking "I must look like such an attention whore". After this went on for a bit, someone actually stopped the show, told me that I wasn't do so well, and I ought to just get off of the stage and leave the production. I seem to recall saying something rather snarky to him and obliged and then broke down crying outside.
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