Submarine Letter?

[mburbank]

Vinth admitted it was generic only after bragging about it. It could just be me, but bragging about junk mail is a very sad thing.

And Vinth. I am shocked that you lie to your Newsfilter chums and tell us the truth. I'm really going to have to go back and look for your impassioned hissy fit on the subject. I'm afraid you're selling yourself short by describing it as 'no big deal'. It seems to me like you gave yourself the E equivallent of a massive nosebleed.

And Good God no, of the many things I might diverting in life, you calling me on the phone is low on the list. If you want to account for yourself, do so in writting. I'm not sure I could tolerate your actual voice. I'll tell you what, though, if you'd care to post YOUR phone number, perhaps I'll call you.