Your weirdest dreams?

[Colonel Flagg]

I had one this weekend about going to a yard sale, and the lady running it says she has some great kids clothing behind what looked like an outdoor window. I opened the window and inside was a closet with some clothes and an ugly baby doll. On a second look, I see the "baby doll" is alive, barely. I pick it up, turn around and tell the lady I'm calling social services on her ass. She apparently has another 5 or 6 kids, and she is all like "oh he's OK, there's no need to do that" at which point I woke up.

Probably has something to do with my being a foster parent.