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The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
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Jun 5th, 2003, 10:36 AM
They are not paying me shit. I actually attend said Unitarin church. The wife and kids are members and the minister is a friend of mine.
Doing a children's play as community service is so priceless it makes me want to go out and commit a crime, but with my luck I'd end up getting brutally sodomized while doing five to ten.
Years, that is. Boy, start out talking about a Sunday school pageant, end up talking about sodomy. Why anyone trusts me to do this is beyond me. Did I mention the very next day I'm presenting an award on behalf of the alumni association at my highschool? Respectability seems to have snnuck up and jumped me. Well, it's nothing a little alchohol posining won't cure.
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