Your weirdest dreams?

[Kitsa]

That's weird that you mentioned Arrested Development.

I dreamed that I was in some sort of school situation. I stole someone's antique pen to fill out some yellow ticket things that were good for something or other and I took garbage out, then I interacted with some bitches and defended my "14" GPA as being low effort but okay. None of that made any sense.

But there was also an airplane hangar where they hosed out garbage trucks and I got water splashed on me, and a house where Mel Gibson had had bad luck with logs. They cut away the front of the house so everyone who drove past could see where logs had dropped in from the roof and crashed in through the windows and ruined Mel Gibson's life. It kind of looked like a dollhouse that some kid had jammed big sticks in.

Anyway, my point is that eventually I sent out some sort of mass email to my "team" of fellow situation-haters and they all started responding. Then a convoy of huge vehicles began arriving and they all had giant golden testicles mounted on their grills. One of them rammed Michael Cera's tour bus.

This was a misunderstanding because Michael Cera also had a giant golden testicle on the front of his bus, indicating he was on our side, and they just didn't see it.

Pregnancy dreams are fucking awesome.

[george]

i had a dream last night that i was a pawn in some kind of government plot, but i never knew what the plot was. every time i completed a task they would trick me and i would have to start all over again.

finally i had enough. they told me if i didnt do what they told me they would kill my kids. i went nuts and went around killing any government agent i could find, and since for some reason my latest mission had me at the Olympic Village for the winter olympics in Canada there were not too many of them.

then i woke up in that weird way you can think you have woken up in a dream and i was in bed with a girl. i was a little suprised, and even more suprised when another girl popped out from under the blankets (big fluffy white blankets of the softness of kittens) leaned across me and starting kissing the other girl.

neither seemed to notice me, but then the girl on my left guided my hand to her boob, and i thought "this must be a dream"

and i woke up.

and strangely enough, i wasn't disappointed by not having a sex dream about the two hot apparently bi-sexual girls, i was sad that i didnt have the big fluffy blankets. i really fucking liked those blankets.