What do you do when solicitors visit your house?

[Kitsa]

I got rid of a military recruiter on the phone in record time when I was a senior in high school. I wasn't lying, but it would work.

HIM: I was calling because you're about to graduate and I wanted to discuss with you a career in the (can't remember which branch).

ME: You take disabled people now?

HIM: Oh. Uh. No. I'm sorry. I....have a nice day. *click*



We also used to get telemarketing calls where I used to work, and boy does that get you on a do-not-call list fast.

THEM: I was calling about a warranty for your vehicle. Do you-

ME: Did you know this is a hospital emergency room?

THEM: Oh! Oh, uh, no. I'm really sorry. I'll...uh...we won't bother you again.

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

We also used to get telemarketing calls where I used to work, and boy does that get you on a do-not-call list fast.

THEM: I was calling about a warranty for your vehicle. Do you-

ME: Did you know this is a hospital emergency room?

THEM: Oh! Oh, uh, no. I'm really sorry. I'll...uh...we won't bother you again.

Im so going to use that.