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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 06:35 PM       
It's cool, I'm into that sorta thing.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 06:36 PM       
God bless you for that, then.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 07:41 PM       
What a slob.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 02:42 AM       
Nah, I dressed up like Bilbo Baggins and slew her dragon.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 09:43 AM       
Dildo Shaggins actually.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 10:55 AM       
You'll get it next time, son.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 10:58 AM       
We live in a world where it is someones job, where someone gets paid a wage, to think up parody names like that.

Kind of makes me hate society just a little bit
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 11:35 AM       
Congrats Nick, just remember to not kiss and tell.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 01:25 PM       
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Congrats Nick, just remember to not kiss and tell.
She models in the nude, so I doubt this matters much to her.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 01:16 PM       
Where is the concrete evidence.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 01:29 PM       
You'd be surprised.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 01:34 PM       
Indeed, MLE.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 01:40 PM       
But she does look like a trap anyway.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 04:12 PM       
Penis trap amirite
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 10:26 PM       
if she were a trap, i'd be jealous
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 02:55 AM       
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Man, I absolutely love you guys. I read this thread 3 days ago and decided I'd give OkCupid a shot.

I met and then proceeded to bang this girl.




Best. Day. Ever.

Lies.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 04:31 AM       
No lies here, brudda.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 07:43 AM       
That's the only reason I keep Coolie around. To validate every little part of my life.
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 02:45 AM       
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Man, I absolutely love you guys. I read this thread 3 days ago and decided I'd give OkCupid a shot.

I met and then proceeded to bang this girl.



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I think bill and i met this chick last night
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 04:07 PM       
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I think bill and i met this chick last night
Lol. That was totally her.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 03:48 PM       
everybody cooooool out

whoever locked this, don't do that again

i re-merged the threads because they're relevant

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