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Old Feb 15th, 2010, 07:47 PM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2010, 11:20 PM       
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Speaking of shit, (see what I did there?), I've been having awful-smelling poops. I've been eating a lot of yogurt recently, but is that enough to change how your farts smell?
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Old Feb 16th, 2010, 04:55 AM       
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I've been eating a lot of yogurt recently, but is that enough to change how your farts smell?
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Anytime you change your diet, especially eating yogurt which has a lot of "gut bacteria", you can change your digestive chemistry, which can change the composition (and scent) of your bodily functions. It may take awhile for your "odoriferous emanations" to quell, as your digestive system gets used to the new fuel, or they may not until you change back.
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