BEER AND SANDWICHES

[Sam]

I HATE ONIONS

EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE RINGED AND DEEP FRIED

SAM'S GRILLED CHEESE NIGHTMARE

TAKE SOME FUCKING CHEESE
TAKE SOME FUCKING BREAD
TAKE SOME FUCKING BUTTER
PUT THE BUTTER ON THE BREAD YOU DUMBMOTHERFUCK
PILE THESE THINGS INTO SANDWICH FORM
COOK IT BUT DON'T LET IT BURN LIKE MY LAZY COW OF A WIFE
DRINK A CASE OF BEER AND THEN EAT THE SANDWICH IT WILL TASTE AMAZING
SLICE A PICKLE UP AND EAT IT TOO THAT SHIT WILL TASTE GREAT

[Grislygus]

THAT IS WHY THE KILLERJACK ONION MADNESSFACE SPECIFICALLY REQUIRES ONION RINGS, RATHER THAN NORMAL ONIONS


ALL IS WELL, MY SON; I AM THE BEER AND SANDWICH MAN AND I MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE