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Pentegarn · #1

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Originally Posted by Sam

I had a dream that was like Earthbound and The Bourne Identity.

I had a baseball bat and a cap, but I was on a train trying to get to London to save my friend and these guys were trying to crash their cars into the train and at one point I was driving a car IN THE TRAIN doing barrel rolls off seats. Then I exploded some heads with my PSI ATTACK and made a wall of fire and there were talking mushrooms.

What was your custom Psi attack called?

Kitsunexus · #2

A few months ago I had a dream that Canadians had stripped me naked and were going to kill me, but at some point I realized it was a dream and I took their Uzi and I started running down the suburbs shooting at cars while I was still naked. That was my only lucid dream ever, and I'm kind of pissed that I wasted it.

This next dream I wrote down in a dream notebook so I could remember it, and surprise surprise that shit really works!:

Just like 2 days ago I had a dream where I was walking down a rainy backalley street and there was this old black woman, she must have been like in her 90's. Anyway, I walked up and I asked her "do you have what I need"? And she said "only if you have what I need". So I went into her house, and we both take our clothes off, and I start fucking her, but she keeps on screaming "FASTER, FASTER" so I go faster, and this keeps going on until it gets to be less incredibly violent sex and more of an erotic parody of the "Burly Brawl" scene from The Matrix: Reloaded. Finally, she screams "DRAGON OF RAPTURE!" and orgasms, but she orgasms a cobweb all over my dick. >_< I'm out of breath but I tell her "Now, you promised" and she takes me to the bathroom and lights one of those funky Jewish candelabra things, and hands me a box of GAIN laundry soap. I do two lines of the soap off her toilet, pass out and then I woke up.

I don't know what the fuck repressed sexual urge triggered that dream, but I'd kinda like it out of my body. 0_o