my favorites are the ones like there was a freaking explosion down there or something, and shit is inexplicably blasted up the front and back of the clothes, caked in the hair and squishing in the feet.
Ah, yes. Known in my household as "Mt. St. Helens". I've dealt with more than my share of these.
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