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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 06:41 PM       
Because you haven't gotten any! All "sensitive" people without girlfriends always talk about how meaningful sex is to them, how THEIR approach to sex isn't actually about sex but somebeautiful romantic ideal. They think that they're going to find that "one person" and that the second they lose their virginity to this "one person" fireworks will light the night sky and it will be a timeless testament to their eternal love, because these people don't know how dating works.

Meanwhile, all of their normal friends belittle them, give them shit relentlessly, and attempt to shame them into getting a decent girlfriend that actually wants to have sex.. to no avail. The lonely young man continues to watch anime and wait patiently for a magical, beautiful, unquestioning, stupidly loyal girlfriend to drop out of the sky and love them.
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