No, I don't use meth. I snorted a line of dexedrine. But that could be an internet lie!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!
Piggy, I know you haven't ever done any anphetamines whatsoever. I can tell because of your post. You are simply just a retard. pussy.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?