True Bedroom Stories (Virgins come take notes)

[bigtimecow]

decided to pull a tony v (this ridiculous asian kid in my major; engrish all around) and whilst eating vagina, asked "did you came?"

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by bigtimecow

"did you came?"

[MarioRPG]

Couple summers ago at a party I had my then-girlfriend on my lap sitting side ways. We had been making out and stuff and then I casually slipped my hand up her shorts to finger her a bit. She was hosting this party you see, and we were both pretty drunk. So she's clearly enjoying it and we kept at it for a while. Then my one friend (the only sober person) runs up to us. I go to jerk my arm away instinctively but she grabs it and sorta turns towards me to make it not so obvious.
So basically I'm knuckle deep in this girl and my friend sorta stutters "uh... I need to get my bike out of the garage, can you unlock the door (host)?" So I respond "Yeah, thanks she'll get to it in a sec" and I proceed to shoot him a thumbs up with my ah, wet hand, completely ruining any chance of subtlety.

[Zhukov]

[Phoenix Gamma]

Originally Posted by bigtimecow

decided to pull a tony v (this ridiculous asian kid in my major; engrish all around) and whilst eating vagina, asked "did you came?"

...did you really?

Dammit, you keep using all of my lines before me