Fat Kids........

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

I WAS ABOVE THAT, OF COURSE. I WAS OF AN ADVANCED TECHNIQUE. IF YOU QUIETLY OPENED THEIR BACKPACKS IN CLASS YOU COULD STEAL THEIR TREATS AND SWITCH THEM WITH A SMALL ZIPLOC BAG WITH CARROTS AND CELERY IN IT. YOU UNLOADED PART OF THE CRAPPY LUNCH THAT YOUR RESPONSIBLE PARENT GAVE YOU AND YOU MADE THE FAT KID WANT TO CRY BECAUSE THEIR MOM WASN'T GIVING THEM NICE THINGS ANY MORE.

THEN AT LUNCHTIME YOU WOULD MAKE SAY THAT THEIR MOM GAVE THEM CARROTS BECAUSE THEY WERE FAT WHILE YOU ATE THEIR CUPCAKE AND CHIPS

Goddamn that is advanced. The simple smash the fat kid's sugary treat was as advanced as we got when I was a lad

[Zhukov]

There was only two fat kids in my school. One was short and fat; almost wider than he was tall, and the other was seriously obese. The short one didn't get any crap because his mother and father gave him pornography to share.

After school finished a lot of people I knew went on to get fat though. Girls that used to be so aloof because they knew they were HOT SHIT are now NOT ALL THAT because they are fat and stupid.