C) Yes, you are Jewish. You are not worth the time to make up a better insult.
Here's a "shocking" bit of "truth" for you, Vince:
Calling someone Jewish is not an insult.
Particularly if the person you're "insulting" actually is Jewish. But there again, you could call me Jewish if you want, and I won't be insulted at all.
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