I FUCKING HATE WEDDINGS, MAN. I MEAN, WHAT'S WITH ALL THAT GAY DANCING, HUH?? AND YOU MEAN I GOTTA BUY AN EXPENSIVE GIFT LIKE A TOASTER OR SOME SHIT JUST BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER AND FUCKING???
FUCK THAT NOISE, MISTER
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