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Old May 12th, 2010, 10:05 AM       
I wear clothes past the expiration date and like the Screaming Trees a lot fuck you
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Old May 12th, 2010, 10:19 AM       
Can you stop talking about yourself?
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Old May 12th, 2010, 10:31 AM       
Clothes have expiration dates?
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Old May 12th, 2010, 10:32 AM       


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Old May 12th, 2010, 11:26 AM       
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Old May 12th, 2010, 01:05 PM       
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The point when they are more hole than clothing is the time I think about retiring them.

I usually give it a few weeks after that though.
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Old May 12th, 2010, 01:30 PM       
I focused more on the word "intellectual"
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Old May 12th, 2010, 01:49 PM       
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The point when they are more hole than clothing is the time I think about retiring them.

I usually give it a few weeks after that though.
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Old May 12th, 2010, 02:22 PM       
I am. What I find odd is they were not so keen on giving me the sensation when I was a teen & had no qualms about it.

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Old May 12th, 2010, 05:00 PM       
I bumped my head and felt a big high from it. Then right away I tasted blood but wasn't bleeding. Should I take a nap?
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Old May 12th, 2010, 05:10 PM       
You got a bunch of tumors in your head.
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Old May 12th, 2010, 08:01 PM       
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The Brit actress' legal team sprung into action after a photo allegedly featuring the 20 year old without clothes hit the web, immediately branding the nude snap a product of computer wizardry.
A representative for the star tell Britain's The Sun newspaper, "If you look at it you will see that the head is marginally too big for the body (but clearly too big!) and the angle of the face is physically impossible with the body in that position."
The photograph has now been removed from the internet.
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Old May 13th, 2010, 12:42 AM       
I'd wager that Mr. Pub has saved a copy on his "hard drive".
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Old May 13th, 2010, 01:55 AM       
I am sad to say you have lost that wager, but there are many, many perverts out there that haven't been stroke down with my current affliction.
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Old May 13th, 2010, 01:59 AM       
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Old May 13th, 2010, 06:09 AM       
I don't know, the first version was funnier.
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Old May 13th, 2010, 07:32 AM       
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Clothes have expiration dates?
I was looking at it like he was saying that he wears clothes after the fashion fad is over. I didn't think he was old enough to have gone through more than one fashion era though.

Like if you wanted to be grungy you would still wear baggy jeans and flannel shirts like Cobain did.
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Old May 13th, 2010, 02:29 PM       
HAY GRISLYGUS

JUST HAD A CHEF ON THE RADIO TELLING ME IT WAS PIE-YAYA NOT PIE-YELLA.

We are not all ignorant! But then, his paella was made with rabbit and squirrel.
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Old May 13th, 2010, 03:20 PM       
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What will happen at the end of lost?
I bet at the end it zooms out from a TV and shows JJ there pitching the show to ABC.
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We are not all ignorant! But then, his paella was made with rabbit and squirrel.
I always thought it was PIE-AYA. Just basing it off HANK SCORPIO's pronunciation though.

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I bet at the end it zooms out from a TV and shows JJ there pitching the show to ABC.
That would work if they were able to photoshop Suzanne Pleshette and Barbara Bel Geddes acting as part of a focus group telling the execs that "The concept just isn't plausible."
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Old May 13th, 2010, 04:47 PM       
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That would work if they were able to photoshop Suzanne Pleshette and Barbara Bel Geddes acting as part of a focus group telling the execs that "The concept just isn't plausible."
I was thinking it would be more like..


JJ ~ "You see. Its kind of like Seinfeld. It really isnt about anything! "

Execs ~ "Thats stupid. Your stupid. "

JJ ~ "Fine! Ill just go make a show for FOX. They will air ANYTHING! "
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