Oh yeah, and my mom wouldn't give me money for a Cheesecake. I'll kill her.
That bitch, kick her in the nuts.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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