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Old May 21st, 2010, 10:31 AM       
Yo, Cornholio:

I obtained my data from historical records of inflation rates. The economy recently contracted for 8 months with a 1.1% annualized decline. (It's expanding again, and has been for the last 8 months.)

In the Great Depression which lasted 3½ years, the economy contracted at an annualized rate of 6.9%. For, and let me say this with emphasis ---

THREE AND A HALF FUCKING YEARS!!!!!!!!

I ask again, dipshit - which is worse? 8 months of a 1% contraction or 42 months of a 7% contraction?

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Old May 21st, 2010, 01:58 PM       
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I'll ask you, moron:

Where the hell was today's average income per household in those eras?

Where were the profits averaged yearly that today's companies make in those eras?

Where was the GDP of the hundreds of countries today in those eras?
Nothing you say adds up to the amount of speculative debt the countries of the world are buried under at this point in history.

Do research on derivatives. This economy is being kept afloat artificially by bailout after bailout and now austerity for the masses....not for wallstreet who caused the depression......for you.


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I am wrong.
As stated above.......and this is common knowledge to the average American and European.....there has been MASSIVE amounts of bailouts throughout the investment sectors. Most of these investment houses and manufacturing industries are on a contant stream of life support from central banks.

Derivatives (Toxic assets, exotic instruments,) are dragging down the world economy little by little into this abyss. The 1000 point drop in 1 day was just the beginning, just today the DOW went below 10,000. This is a controlled contraction of the economy. It's not going to look exactly like the depressions of old. They are slowing pulling these nations (including ours) under the water.

Take off the glasses Colonel. It's time to look around at the rubble field.

1.5 Quadrillion dollars and counting of "Toxic instruments". Nothing in history.....counting inflation.....has ever seen this in the past.
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Old May 21st, 2010, 07:46 PM       
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Nothing you say adds up to the amount of speculative debt the countries of the world are buried under at this point in history.
Because you don't understand inflation, the economy, basic mathematics, how to dress yourself, how to talk to girls, how to win friends and influence people, magnets, medicine, nutrition, or anything else you have ever discussed with anyone anywhere ever. If you did we would not be having this discussion.
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Old May 21st, 2010, 11:44 AM       
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Old May 21st, 2010, 02:44 PM       
Coolinator = Jonathan Clement. No one else could be this asinine.
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Old May 21st, 2010, 02:53 PM       
I just realized - the only way he wins arguments is by altering quotations of what people say.

Is this an infractable offense - because if it isn't, it should be.
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No no, 98 percent of the Mockers think this is how Philo should be.
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^^^ Maybe I have to rethink my paradigm, then.

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Count me in the 2% minority then.

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Old May 21st, 2010, 03:00 PM       
Just fight fire with fire Colonel.

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(that was for Pent)


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My legs! I can't feel my legs!

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I find that when things are on fire, more fire makes it's increase in value.
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Old May 21st, 2010, 04:23 PM       
I admit I haven't really followed the economics lately, but after searching the internet for a while (in English and in Finnish), I wasn't able to find any articles, news clippings etc. that would call the current economical situation depression. They all referred it as recession.
Also according to many experts who's quotations I read that we are in recession and some people() are just over exaggerating by claiming that the world is in depression.
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Old May 21st, 2010, 04:27 PM       
A lot of those same experts will also say we are now out of the late 2000s recession. Or that we are at least coming out of it.
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Old May 21st, 2010, 04:47 PM       
But all those so-called "experts" either went to school, or have years of experience studying economics and economic theory. They didn't watch any videos or read any op-ed pieces.
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L-shaped recession.
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