CHOSE YEWR OWN AVENCHARS ASSHOALE!!1

[THROAT WOBBLAR_2000_4EVAR]

A WISE CHOIWSE JIXBY FILBATS!!!!11

thiankeng fastar tehn teh speed of lite, yuo cliambs teh tree fastar tehn teh spead of fast!!1 teh bees quickley persue tho!!!1 yuo can practicalley see teh hatred in thair eyes adn feal teh fite in their stingars. ONE TIHNG SI FOAUR SURE...

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TEHY WANT BLOODS!!1

ti si at tihs poiant taht yuo hvae a flashback so real taht yuo almoast blank out adn fall out teh tree liake a scaredey gural. ti si a memoray of wehn yuo ware two, sitteng on a couach whiale yuoar brothar layed dead on teh floor (tihs wsa not unsusual). YUO AER EATENG CHIPS!!11 not too menshun watcheng teh BOOB TUBE. a natare show si on and coiancicdent coincidentamalelley.. suprisengly ti si a natare show abuot BEES.

"BEES AFRAID OF PINE CONES" says teh natare host (i thiank ti wsa jack hannah or rickey lake I DOANT KNOW!!!)!11

"OMG THROW TEH PINE CONE" yuoar arm says as yuo snapps out teh dream. but whare can yuo fiand a pine cones?!?!1

"OVAR HARE!!1" yuoar arm shouts again as yuo adn teh arm yank a pine cone froam a nearbey squirreal hoale.

"I HOAP YUOAR YELLOAW JACKATS MATCH WELL WIATH PINE CONES BUG BRAINS!!!!11" screams you as yuo throw pine cone. ti woraks adn all the bees expload, curseng!!11

YUIO AER A WIN!!!!!!!1111111111111111

YUO HVAE GAINED +15 EXPERIANCE POIANTS

YUO HVAE GAINED +5 REPUTATSHUN

YUIO HAVE MULTIPAL CHOIACES AGAEN

DO YUO:

A.) search teh stoamped bee hiave foar treasure!1 (thare may be gold ore a swoard thare)

b) tak off yuoar pants adn LET TEH GOOD TIAMES ROLL
c staey up in teh tree adn throaw watar ballooons if somaeoane comes bye liake me adn my friand did oance if i wsant lyeng.