I'm Nervous, guyz

[Esuohlim]

Let's just say that I live as close as I can to Detroit while still being surrounded by waspy Drew and Mike fans, Red Wings fans, and to be inconvenienced every year by the asinine Woodward Dream Cruise.

I got my driver's license two years ago just to have it and get it over with. I don't think I've driven since.

[Zhukov]

It takes me about two hours to get to and from work via bus, but I wouldn't drive a car even if I could.

I didn't get rich paying for petrol, which is about a trillion times more expensive here than in the US. In fact I didn't get rich.