i had a peg leg in high schol, the doctor gave me an ointment and it went away.
who am i kidding, i had a dildo in high school, not for me, but so that if i ever got laid i could use it instead of my penis and the ladies would be none the wiser about mr little friend. Nancy nearly died laughing when it fell out of the leg of my pants last week. DAMN YOU BOXER SHORTS, I ALWAYS LIKED BRIEFS MORE BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU COULD HAVE WAITED A FEW DAYS BEFORE HUMILIATING ME.
i am now going to be a LEAD SERVICE ATTENDANT for AMTRACK. the hourly wage is fantastic, plus the job is pretty much a bartender/barrista sort of affair and i get tips as well (from sources i truly trust i have learned that the tips are disgustingly fantastic, and even better, i will never have to talk to another person on the phone ever again) and, i will be travelling from DC to NYC, Boston, Chicago, and Norfolk, and Richmond.
PLUS, the best benefit is that i, and my family, can go ANYWHERE the Amtrack system goes for no cost at all. So, i believe there will be all sorts of interesting things to see and do, and mockers to meet. HOORAY.
AND, my uncle is way high up in the railroad union and has taken a shine to me after i wrote a very touching eulogy for my grandmothers funeral (i am a sort of decent writer when i set my mind to it
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how are you Max? i thought you were gone as well. did you see president monkey fall off his scooter?
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