Ice cream and girlfriends

[stevetothepast]

I'm going to go get an ice cream with my wonderful girlfriend.


You guys?

[RaNkeri]

I will spent the rest of the day sweating in my hot apartment and cry myself to sleep


alone

[Tadao]

I like to stick a waffle cone in my GF's asshole and let it drip into my mouth.

[Grislygus]

drinking and shooting fireworks with my girlfriend and her boyfriend-less friends, basically being shown off like a dog. it's going to be a fun evening, what's the point of this thread exactly

[VaporTrailx1]

going to the bar to hit on drunk chicks myself. probably end up going home alone and cry myself to sleep.

[Kitsa]

I sat in a riverfront conference room, air conditioned, watching the city's fireworks show happening in the big picture window like it was freaking IMAX.

Sort of like a fireworks-skybox.

I had the hookup, yo.

[Zhukov]

Happy 5th of July, America.

I'm going to try and figure out how to act suave to the cute girl at Electronics Boutique whilst asking for my Mario Galaxy pre-order.

Then cry myself to sleep.

[darkvare]

if she turns you down with "sorry but our princess is in another castle" please record it

[Zhukov]

Well she wasn't there, so I went and got ice-cream from the new ice-creamery instead.

Hokey-pokey.

[Guitar Woman]

I am going to sit on my computer with my magical opioid girlfriend, Kratom, and we are going to spend most of the afternoon playing Dwarf Fortress.

[Pentegarn]

My GF drug me to watch fireworks in the park near her place. Personally I only enjoy fireworks when I am the one launching them, so it was meh for me.

She likes it though so at least she was entertained.

[Zhukov]

She drugged you?

[Kitsa]

[Pentegarn]

I prefer drug over dragged, I hate how the word dragged looks

[Dimnos]

My wife took the kids to watch fireworks while I sat on my ass at home drinking gin and murdering fools on LoL. Shit was great.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

what's LoL?

[Dimnos]

League of Legends.

[Fathom Zero]

i eat my girlfriend's ass like a chili dog

[darkvare]

it was covered in brown stuff?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Awww, there's no creeps.

[Dimnos]

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My roommate plays DOTA a lot and he's always going on and on about the creeps. I just read a little about LoL and they're not called Creeps.

[Dimnos]

We call em creeps. Or minions. Same same but we got em.

[darkvare]

that's because in warcraft 3 thyey are called creeps

[MattJack]

League of Legends has *kinda* been consuming all my gaming time as of late.