I started an OK Cupid account

[Zhukov]

Well it seems that women can look into my soul and know whether or not I am interested in them.

Also, it seems that the young girl that made my face sore from smiling is going to be a recurring theme in my life, as she lives near me and isn't a tourist after all. Also she is about 12 years old and kept giving me what I can only describe as 'lustful' or 'I-want-to-cut-you' looks today. I had to pretend to be extremely interested in my shoes to keep from looking at her; as she was staring at me for minutes at a time.

If this keeps up it will actually rank as the second inappropriately aged female to be infatuated with me. Depressing, since it will rival proper romantics.