Stupid Injuries

[MLE]

I've cut myself with a spoon, burned myself using chilled bottled water, cut myself on tuna fish, cut myself on a slurpee cup, and have never been accidentally cut by a knife.

Chojin can probably fill you in on more stupid injuries of mine, since they seem more commonplace to me by now. Like constantly getting cut by pieces of chainmail supplies, or getting cut by an unopened can of beans (that had no sharp edges).

[Colonel Flagg]

I'd forgotten about this one.

My second year of grad school I found myself at a July 4th fireworks event with some friends, a bottle of Vodka and lemonade. (In the days before Mike's) When I finally arrived back at my apartment, I thought it would be a good idea (in my drunken semiconscous state) to do some hamstring stretches. Two things - it's a bad idea to stretch out when drunk, and your sensation to pain diminishes significantly above a BA content of 0.15.

I had a bruise on the back of my leg from my ass down to my knee for about a month.

Originally Posted by MLE

burned myself using chilled bottled water

I need more on this, as it seems to defy the laws of physics.