Lyrics

[Grazzt]

sucker mcs and wargs beware
and all you elf girls throw your hands in the air
elf girls in the house say “whoaaaaa”
and all the hobbits in the house say “bombadillo”
all the dwarves in the house don't know
that I tell tall tales like my man bilbo
to the orcs in the house it’s on
and all the wild men say “ghan-buri-ghan”
all the ents in the house say “burarum”
and hear of nine-fingered frodo and the ring of doom


from the east
to far harad
from the west
to your backyard
all the hobbits in the shire gather round the room
and hear of nine-fingered frodo and the ring of doom
from the north
to bagshot row
from the south
to tuckborough
all the hobbits in the shire gather round the room
and hear of nine-fingered frodo and the ring of doom


all you sucka MCs just can't compete
with two hobbit rappers sportin furry feet.
our style's wild, but our beats are tight
everybody say ALRIGHT!!!
and all you sucker MCs can't compare
to a shire b-boy with shaggy hair.
we're two hobbit rappers with the savoire-faire
all you rohan riders put your fist in the air

from the east
to far harad
from the west
to your backyard
all the hobbits in the shire gather round the room
and hear of nine-fingered frodo and the ring of doom
from the north
to bagshot row
from the south
to tuckborough
all the hobbits in the shire gather round the room
and hear of nine-fingered frodo and the ring of doom

nine-fingered frodo and the ring of doom
nine-fingered frodo and the ring of doom


L-O-R D to the S
we turn out the party cause we are the best!
you bring the ring, we'll pass the test
we get the party moving, then we head for the west!
I may look hick in my hat and vest
but my rhymes are filled with flava and zest!
Goldberry chills in B-dil's nest
I rocked this verse he'll rock the next
well I'm a mic-bearer; that's my quest
I got some words to get off my chest
Check my crib it's an elf-girl fest
you wanna battle me I'll say hell yes


we bring hip-hop satisfaction
elf girls give us all the action
point the mic at the crowd, what's your reaction?
Lords of the Rhymes are the main attraction!
so elf girls in the house shake that thing
and all the hobbits in the house stand up and sing
elf girls in the house do the humpty-hump
and all the hobbits in the house get ready to jump!


sucker mcs and wargs beware
and all you elf girls throw your hands in the air
elf girls in the house say “whoaaaaa”
and all the hobbits in the house say “bombadillo”
all the dwarves in the house don't know
that I tell tall tales like my man bilbo
to the orcs in the house it’s on
and all the wild men say “ghan-buri-ghan”
all the ents in the house say “burarum”
and hear of nine-fingered frodo and the ring of doom

There ain’t no party like a hobbit party,
Cause a hobbit party don’t stop!

There ain’t no party like a hobbit party,
Cause a hobbit party don’t stop!