HAPPY NEW YEAR'S :O

[Evil Robot]

Texas will no longer be a be a part of USA.
Canada will become hostile and develope an offensive strategy.
Gambling will remain illegal in Second Life.
Samsung will make a 3d TV that does not requiere glasses.
"Armegeddong".
The words "made in china" will appear in nearly 90% of items in american landfills.
Australia will finnally settle the bartertown disputes.
Switzerland will finnally settle the bartertown disputes.
Homos will get tax exempt status in 45 countries pending the UN statute.
Building model train sets is still considered lame.
Smoking becomes healthy.
WWIII
Iran admits they have no clue how to make a "nucular" bomb.
Kraft stops making "goldfish" crackers.
Kraft restarts production of goldfish crackers, in North Korea.
Somalian pirates accidentaly catch .............
Tacos become the new cheeseburger.